May 2013
absconds:
absconds:
if u have a crush on me please stand up
Now I remember why I had uninstalled Sims 3.
I have a custom content problem.
“The people who killed ACORN and tried to kill Planned Parenthood and PBS now say...”
– John Fugelsang (via samuraifuckingfrog)
shickalenia:
meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
Get out.
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
Sobbing in joy right now.
I was granted economic hardship deferment on my student loan. I haven’t been paying it, mind, and it’s been gnawing holes in what had been my rebuilt credit.
I’ll have to reapply in September. Or, actually, cross your fingers that I’ll have a big girl job by then.
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Honesty hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored...
kellysue:
DUDE-DUDES! The truth will set you FREE!
Look. Here’s the deal: you’re not fooling anyone. We know you’re not Geek Girls. (Your unsightly stubble and Adam’s apples give you away.)
It’s okay. We understand. Being a Geek Girl is a pretty fabulous thing. We get it and love you for your aspiration. But the thing is, you’re not a Geek Girl… because you’re a dude.
So quit...
selflubricatinganus:
High-schoolers complaining about teachers doing their job
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT
release-the-krogan:
thigh-leng:
MASS EFFECT 1 & 2 ARE ON SALE FOR $10 ON STEAM
YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO GET ON THAT
major depression and an existentialist crisis - now 75% off!
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Anonymous asked: Honest opinion? You're adorable and funny. Oh and your hooded eyes kind of make you look Asian.
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ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME....
These are actually really good...fuck, someone get...
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What is the first initial of the name of the person you like/love?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
No, seriously, this is pissing me off.
Even goddamn Target goes up to a size 28.
Don’t call yourself “swimsuitsforall” when you top out at a 22. That’s ridiculous.
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UNIMODUS IS NOT A DICK
dduane:
Let’s just all be clear here, okay? NOT. A DICK.
I got the joke. My problem is that I thought the OP was someone else. SORRY, love.
Per someone else’s comment (“She’s old and didn’t get the joke.”):
…Help us elderly ancients out, baby. Add a smiley next time.
(PS: why don’t you have an ask box?)
“If your concern is that you as a man aren’t given space in feminism instead of...”
– (via fuckingrapeculture)
True. It works for so many demographics.
(via tvandcomplaints)
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dduane:
unimodus:
all these newcomers to the star trek “fandom” aren’t real fans…. did they watch every episode of the original series when they first premiered? no. they think they can just watch Star trek on Netflix and call themselves “real fans,” but we see right through their lie. they don’t care about star terk. theyre just posers.
reblog if ur a True star trek fan…..
(sigh) For...
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madhouse94:
lavvyy:
amisdelabc:
I’m going through the Anime North schedule and I can’t stop laughing at some of the panel names
LIGHTBULBS AND CORN???????
WHY IS IT 18+
IS IT TIME FOR BOKU NO SEXUAL HARASSMENT AGAIN
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Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
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