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January 2012

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The 5 Most Ridiculously Sexist Comic Costumes →

rosalarian: jetpackexhaust: Note: Because we’re looking at characters who happen to wear stupid costumes, not stupid costumes which happen to contain a crusty bit of character, we won’t include Tarot, Witchblade, Red Sonja, or any other inky emissions spurted onto comics instead of tissue paper. Starfire, because PG Cinemax is exactly why we read comics about people who can fly and fire...

dem mass effect alien boys turned human

cuzimshort: bellisadinosaur: medium-blast: leiahawke: hissora: Why are aliens so hot? source THANE/WREX GET IN MY GOD DAMNED BED. Well. Shit. Damn. Orgy on the Normandy. But add in the ladies. DAT HUMAN LEGION!!!!! UNFFF! I’m torn between fangirling human Legion and LAUGHING SO HARD that Mordin is Arcade Gannon. I’d seen it before and forgot that it...

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metapianycist: afruit4thought: Anti-Equality Advocates Brag About Flipping Polls Against LGBTs Anti-queer activists in NJ are bragging about their ability to mobilize their base to flip polls that show support for marriage equality. Show them that we’re just as motivated! Below quote from an email by the New Jersey Family Policy Council: The press is still polling! In response to our...

I thought that watching a lolarious thing about...

But then I realized the lethargy and disconnect I feel is just me adjusting to my new medication dosage AFTER a weekend of go go go and no decompression. So I’m just kind of a floaty dipshit tonight. I can’t even focus enough to read. …and I got shit to do tomorrow. I gotta drop stuff off at Goodwill, pick up a prescription at the clinic, finally pick up my comics… I...

monpretenduevie replied to your post: Bah. BAH. No damning me? *all the tears* I thought Damn You Blake was just inherent in our friendship. But if you insist…DAMN YOU BLAKELY. :D

So I played Shadowrun for the first time on Saturday and started with a D&D group on Sunday. A weekend of tabletopping. AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT WEEKS BEFORE I DO IT AGAIN. *sobs and sobs and sobs* This shit’s addictive.

“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...”

– Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser) This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers? (via jaimealyse) BOOM. (via nerdysouth) I think I love you, Janet Howell. (via panamanianmoon) Seems only fair. (via nefariousnewt)

“In a profession which specialises in hypocrisy, Mr Gingrich’s performance stands...”

– Newt Gingrich harried Bill Clinton for having sex with an intern 27 years his junior when he was having sex with a staffer 23 years younger than himself. His arrogance, meanwhile, verges on monomania. He once wrote of himself as the “definer of the forces of civilisation”. (via theeconomist)

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I've never paid more than $60 for a pair of jeans...

hamburgerjack: sourcedumal: thegoddamazon: ghdos: kingjaffejoffer: They all look the same to me. This. I almost copped some Evisus back in the day for like $250 though LOL The most I’ve paid is $50 at American Eagle. But usually jeans don’t cost more than that. Y’all are some rich mothafuckas. I don’t pay more than 17.99 plus tax… Best jeans I ever bought were $6 on clearance @...

Reblog if you're over 18 years old and yet highly...

cuzimshort: kamidoodles: jakface-stuff: eeveevie: nerdy-pirate: kandyjc3: nerdy-pirate: (and proud of it) 21~ I’m happy being immature, so why should I change XD 24 years old kid ^^ I’m 27 and still have crushes on fictional men *LE SHRUG* turning 24 in a month \o/ yearning for barbies. 22 in a few weeks. WUT?! WUT?! WUT?! In my butt! 31. I still giggle at...